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About me:

I am a horribly cynical, heartless, cold blooded, hate filled, biting, cruel bastard riddled with more psychopathic conditions than I can count, and those are my endearing aspects. Currently, I attend college for a field that is in no way within affiliated with creative endeavors but engineering of all things despite, oddly enough, spending nearly all of my free time drawing or writing. So I guess that makes me an artist. Note, that's "ar-tehst", not "ar-teest." Saying you're an "arteest" is just another way to say you're a jackass. What type of engineering, did you not ask? Why, biomedical, figment of my imagination.

Aliases:

Frederick Greenborne, Jack Edward Daws, Shadrick Hopkins, Joseph E. Bean, Shane L. Cantu

Motive:

Planetary conquer, enslavement of humanity, destruction of- wait, scratch that. I meant friends. Yes, friends, puppies, and lollipops. Nothing evil...

Current Stint:

For some reason, probably a combination of blood loss and sugar overdose, I've decided to look up people I haven't seen or heard of for eight years. I'd like to think its some sort of nostalgia scavenger hunt to see how many names I can remember the spelling of. Also, it's always hilarious to see how many Catholic school students hit rock bottom. Of course, it's only funny since I'm a sadistic bastard.

Internet Dealings:

Sprawls of a Lunatic - My artwork, should that term even apply

Not Quite Heroes - My web comic about bumbling heroes and villains

Pebu Store - The only place to buy Peanut Butter Monster items

Lair of Mad Goblin - My core website

Reality's End - Full o' games and crap

Bother Me:

AIM- Bimblesnaff

Y!M- BeanyJoe

MySpace, LiveJournal, or Blog Handle- When hell freezes over and becomes a kitten

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