02/19/24 - Another-Another Game
Rather than put the finishing touches on the re-work of Barrack Breaker, I instead decided to spend two nights gutting the nearly-finished project for a joke and bullying. Priorities, you understand. Also, I noted that there was a slew done last October for Inktober, if one wasn't aware. Mostly stating so it's written in the archives. That's right, future me, I do still draw!
05/26/23 - Another Game
No explanation given. Not for the three years AWOL but for the latest update. Why is there a tongue in an elevator apparently into the fiery depths who is licking billards? First of all, they are buttons. Second, it's a testament to how far I will take an inside joke. And third, it's how bored I am at my current job. Anyhoo, try a taste of Lick 'n' Lift.
08/15/20 - Yikes
Whoopsies, I went from skipping over my nineteenth anniversary by a few days to missing my twenty-first anniversary by a few months. What can I say? Not really up to much these days, mostly blaming a crummy computer that does not like to play well with programs. Anyhoo, updated the PoGo calculators to be up-to-date, plus a new Trainer Battle figurer... er.
06/09/18 - Nineteen Years
Recently, this website celebrated a whopping nineteen years of taking up space on the internet that could have been better spent on, I dunno, cat videos or ladies lacking clothing. Hah! Anyhoo, updated the Po-Go pages again, now with Alolan forms and a search string output.
02/04/18 - That Got Away from Me
The Squeaky Bogg RPG -- a four-year long running project of mine (I checked that date and couldn't believe it myself) -- has finally gotten a last level and final boss updated into it. That means that a solid, absolute conclusion can be reached, which additionally means that it is... completed. I don't know how I feel about that, to be quite honest.
12/14/17 - Semi-Annual Update?
Missed over-shooting the half-of-a-year mark by a few days. That means, I dunno, still good? I've rolled out the Generation 3 updates for the Pokémon GO calculators. Otherwise, lotta stuff in the works. Well, some stuff. Okay, I've been putting off sifting through a lot of text to pick out the comedic gems. Happy?
06/18/17 - Missed the Anniversary
Aw, shoot. I was aiming to have the end-game wrap-up for Squeak Bogg Jammer finished for my website's big eighteenth year, but it still needs work (also, I began it not all that long ago). Strangely, in one day, I was able to complete an entire project: Bomb Broomer, a simple canvas game were you... uh, "broom" the field for bombs, using logical deduction.
04/22/17 - Finally Current
Apparently, I did not update my calculators with the second generation monsters/move sets. That's done now.
03/12/17 - Febru-What?
That doesn't sound like a month, not at all. Pretty certain that you mean January, which I did update during. Yep, no missed months here. I'm perfectly regular, like a high-fiber diet... guy?
01/21/17 - Beginning the Way It Ended
The first update of the new year is quite the same as the one that ended things: Pokémon Go calculators. What? I've been working on them and feel like posting it. Shut up!
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