Not Your Uncle Lou
Hiya, kiddies. It's Not Your Uncle Lou here, a.k.a. Uncle Gobbo, and I just wanted to say that I don't get enough me time on my website. Or, is that too much? I forget, or drank the memory away. Regardless, I'm always tossing out crazy nonsense and sporadic thoughts that only ever bounce inside my spacious skull. In this age of everyone thinking everyone cares about the dumb shit they have to say on Twit Face, wouldn't it be great if some of that stuff were half tolerable?
So, does that mean that I'm going to break down and sign up for a web log, tweet roll, and face books? Hell no! That garbage is for illiterate half-wits who like their messages to be dull, lacking any sort of flair or creative description, and in enough words that their short attention spans won't lapse. Basically, for people who would have already bounced from this page, which as my Google Analytics shows is everyone? Ouchers!
Anyhoo, the aim is rather simple. I think up junk like this at a moments notice. Normally I try to compile it into lines to go into some sort of script for a show or sketch collection that will never exist. So, I might as well just deliver them as gotten. Additionally, other crap relating to yours truly (bio, etc.). Basically, anything that isn't a character of mine goes here.
Yes, I Actually Said This (Archive: 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015)
Absurd things I've actually spoken to people I know, work with, etc.
Why I'm Still Single (Archive: 2010-2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015))
Testament to the question everyone already had the answer to given with things I've spouted at dating sites. And you thought pervs were the worst threat there.
Empty Thoughts (Archive: 2006)
They barely qualify as rational thought, but they sure can be amusing at times. The original "I'm goin' to hell" page of my website.
About the Author
Too much information to the madman known as Uncle Lou, the Mad Goblin.
It's really not hard to get in touch with Uncle Lou; just don't use Facebook. I know, I know, I mock it too much.
Uncle Lou's Nuggets (2010)
Passing bits of fancy and wisdom straight from my noggin.
Bake A Cake
And a special surprise if it happens to be your birthday!
Last Modified - April 10th, 2016 | Established - September 9th, 2012