I'm a terrible person. My thoughts are in no way decent, sound, or appropriate for the public. But... what do I care? Chocke down these mad musings, suckers.
"Hate" is an awfully strong word. That's why, when I say it, I put emphasis on it: "I hate you." - 2006/12/23
You're right, emo/goth/punk/whatever you are person, no one understands you... r need to invest so much time obtaining a bizarre appearance just to claim that fact. - 2006/12/23
The only reason my enemies are still alive is because I don't want to clean up that mess. - 2006/12/23
I know you are, but what is the square root of 13? Let's see them wittily respond to that one! -2006/11/09
Good things come to those who wait, or the guy who clubs the patient person and takes his place after a sufficient amount of time. -2006/11/09
Why do people complain about the price of anything and then turn around to purchase pointlessly expensive wardrobe? -2006/11/09
Something tells me that the day will not go well. Additionally, the microwave is telling me to kill again. -2006/11/09
I've decided to become an English major 'cuz me be so gooder at he. -2006/11/09
I don't "leave my mark" on many people. Many do, however, have terrible scars. -2006/11/16
I may not know much about relationships, but I know enough: avoid them. - 2006/11/02
An optimist sees the glass as half full, but I see the reflection of man sneaking behind me with a knife. - 2006/11/02
One cannot survive on bread and water along. Obviously, air is needed, too. - 2006/11/02
That outfit doesn't make your butt look big, but sitting on it all day does. - 2006/11/02
Rock and roll will never die, but all of the musicians and fans will. - 2006/11/02
Just once, I'd like a fortune cookie to contain a large sum of money. - 2006/11/02
Wearing all black does not make you cool. It just means you can't coordinate colors worth squat. - 2006/11/02
Booze makes you piss a lot, but I don't see recreational laxatives catching on. - 2006/11/02
I complained when jackasses started wearing their pants with their underwear hanging out. Boy, do I feel sorry ever since thongs became popular. - 2006/11/02
The only thing you can depend on people to do is disappoint, so, even if they pull through, you'll be pissed. - 2006/10/22
A man can cut a child out of his life, and all of society hates him. A woman can cut a child out of herself, and only half of society hates her. - 2006/04/27
Ironically, everyone is prejudice against racists. - 2005/10/12
Why do they call them bastards when it is the parents who are, in fact, the bastards? - 2005/10/08
