Hail Kinak,
I examine my new Fire Stone, illuminating an eerie red glow. I opened my traveling sack and laid it on the top. Draping it over my shoulder, I hit the road back to Celadon City. The trip was going pretty well until I came across a sign that read, "Obstructed Path, Turn Back." I did not really care about it. I figured I could find some way around it. Besides that, I did not see any obstructions on the path. Hours later, I found out what the sign refereed to. At first, it appeared to be a large boulder until I managed to make out limbs on it. It was Snorlax, the unmovable object. Its snoring was like a loud, thundering roar. Its girth rose higher than my head. The path was going through a narrow valley between two steep mountainous formations. The thing must have fallen asleep up on the mountain and rolled down into the passageway. Going around the mountains was out of the question. The path could be continued, but only by climbing over the Snorlax with a risk of waking it. That is always dangerous, but I am a stubborn and haughty person. I did not care how big it was, this thing was going down. I quickly produced my Pokeballs that contained my Eevee, Fucho, Skull, and Mooky, releasing them all at once. This will be my hardest battle yet.
Cubone smashed its bone club on the titans gut while Mankey's foot sank into its rubbery flesh. Spearow pecked wildly at its face, and Eevee rammed its side only to be ricocheted off the fat. All of the attacking eventually awakened the giant, and Snorlaxs never like having their naps disturbed. It slowly rose up, causing the Pokemon that were positioned on its stomach to tumble off. It stretched out its limbs a lets forth a massive yawn. Just its force blew some of my monsters away. The Snorlax was obviously enraged and was going to take out its wrath me. It began to lurk forward. Luckily, it was incredibly slow, and I could easily out run it. As it chased me around, my Pokemon made futile attempts of attacking it. Spearow soared down to gouge its eyes, but it was smacked away with an effortless wave of the Snorlax's arm. Cubone and Mankey ran in front of it blocking its advance, but it simply smashed its head into the ground and knocked them away. Finally, Eevee tried his best to fight, but the Snorlax simply fell forward, crushing him beneath its much larger body. He laid there for sometime before he got up. Eevee could barely move after this. He just laid there struggling to stand. The giant ignored him and continued after me. This went on for a good while. I was trying to wear the Snorlax out , but it did not seem to be working. It did give my Pokemon time to catch there breathes, however. I rallied all of them up, less Eevee, who still had trouble moving, and had them try to attack it all at once. They all let out threatening roars, but they did not scare the Snorlax. It just threw itself at them knocking them down like bowling pins. They did not want to give up, not even Eevee, who finally managed to stand. They all again jumped at it attacking. This time the titan stopped moving and focused. Its skin seemed to grow harder, making their assault even more useless.
Bouncing off the Snorlax again and again, it kept on batting them away. It did not seem to be wearing down even though it was fighting four Pokemon at the same time, which proved not to be difficult for it. It seemed to be getting madder which each hit. Finally, it seemed as if it could take no more. It froze in its place crossed its arms over its head high in the air. Specks of light began to collect on the intersections of its arms. Dreadfully, I recognized this skill. It was Hyper Beam. The points of light collected into a ball shape which steadily grew larger. I ordered all of my Pokemon to head for cover. All of them did, except for Eevee. It rigidly tried to move away, but it was not fast enough. The orb of light stretched into a beam that swept across the ground. It tore up earth, felled trees, and broke away parts of the mountain. Fortunately, it missed my Pokemon, for the most part. The ray did get Eevee, just a nick, but it was not enough to put him down for good.
Eevee gave me that look of desperation that he gets whenever he knows it is overpowered. Eevee was injured, and I thought it best for him to return to his vessel. I hurled forth his Pokeball, but he dodged. Instead of returning, Eevee lunged at me, stiking my shoulder. I did not have time to pay attention to his frantic behavior, though, since my mind was on the battle at hand. As far as I knew, it was resting peacefully in its Pokeball. The Snorlx stood with its arms limp by its side as it breathed heavily. Commanding all of the Pokemon to attack the Snorlax while it was recharging from its last attack, they still did not seem to do any good. It recovered from is physical drain and went back to napping, smacking away my monster like flies as it laid. In almost no time, all of my Pokemon were laying on ground exhausted. They could fight no longer. I sadly retracted them, one by one. I was prepared to run away, but all this time, a small portion of my mind knew something was off. Then, as if something had smacked me over the head, I realized that my sack, the one with all of my belongings, was not in my possession and that it was Eevee who removed it. In fear, I turned around to stop what I though was going to happen, but it was too late. There, past the spilt sack, standing above all of my items, including a now dull Fire Stone, stood what once was my Eevee. Its coal black eyes glistened in the sun as did its deep crimson fur. Its off white mane and tail blew majestically in the wind. I should of known it would never except defeat, no matter what the cost. It had evolved for the sole purpose of defeating the Snorlax.
Like a ruby bullet, it dashed towards the bloated beast, striking it with a massive force. It surprised the giant. None of my Pokemon had delivered this strong of an attack to it before in the battle. Although it was still injured, the Flareon was filled with a new sense of vigor. His eyes were ablaze with flames of wrath. The Snorlax actually looked frightened of it, but that was not enough stop it. The Snorlax leap forward, but its target moved too fast to be caught under its immense weight. While its head was at the ground, Flareon kicked chunks of dirt in its face. Rising to its feet, it yelled as the grit burned its eyes. Rubbing its hurting eyes with one hand, it swung the other blindly. Flareon had sneaked around back and gave it a powerful blow to the back.
The Goliath went to strike again, but Flareon leapt high into the air. Blocking the blazing sun, it was unaware that the Flareon was falling straight for it. He hit its mark with his grand blitz, giving Snorlax the full power of his new body. It stumbled around shortly, but soon realized the red blur in its vision was its target. The giant fell forward to apply all of its weight (a lot!) in one crushing blow. Flareon had no time to escape the vast area effected by the attack as it rapidly fell to the earth. He suddenly stopped, for, if he could not get out, he would have to go through. Flareon had counteracted the titan's attack with a blow of its own straight into the giant's belly. The Snorlax's eyes bulged outward as a expression of great pain washed over its face. They both locked positions. Even though the Snorlax was in too much pain to act, the tension between the two built as all of its weigh forced down upon Flareon. They both remained in place, pushing against each other, until finally one began to move. My Flareon had forced the fat beast from its descent forward, slowly pushing it upright, and then knocked it flat on its back. A loud thud sounded as the ground itself shook and cracked.
Flareon stood atop the fallen Snorlax and howled proudly into the sky, proclaiming its victory to all. I gave Cinder, as his name is finally deserved, a signal to move aside. It slipped off the Snorlax, and I placed a Great Ball in my hand...
From the desk of Jackdaw
