Rants and Raves
Pokemon On-line RPGs
Today I speak of the scorges known as "Pokemon Sims". They suck, but not all of them. Ones like the RE League, which use more than talk to do stuff, is one of the only decent ones I've ever found. Most of them are these sorry, lame excuses for RPGs that have no planning to them what so ever. You just type on a board saying, "I found a Mewtwo in the wild, and I caught it!", then you go the 'intence' battle scene. "My Mewtwo uses his omni-death blast which petrifies your pokemon. Not even the mighty Pikachu can defeat my. Bwahahaha!" But for some reason, thousands of people flock to these thousands of sites every day to participate in the game. IT BLOWS! WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU TELL WHAT SUCKS AND WHAT DOESN'T? Whiles back, before mush was known about G/S and Mariru was dubbed 'Pikablu', everyone had one in those stupid RPGs along with Togepi. One person I saw gave their sorry excuse for an egg pokemon their special brand of attacks which will be known as 'Maximum Suckage': Metrinome (right), Barrier (what?), Teleport (it doesn't get that, someone was watching the anime and trusted what it said. like that will ever be true. if we did listen to the anime, we wouldn't believe Venonat was a bug type), and to top it off in the stupidest act, Metronome EXPLOSION! What is that supposed to be. All of the attacks were used by togepi in the anime, but Metronome Explosion doesn't make any sense. Shouldn't it just be Explosion like the other attacks? They didn't have the word Metronome infront of them. Morons, I swear. Oh well, my fingers grow tired. Let it be known that I will never produce, tolorate, or indorce any such thing like that on my website.
Written - 5/20/00
