Mad Goblin's Rants and Raves

Dude Seriously Looks Like a Lady

What is it with guys lookin' like chicks? What sort of pantywaist, daintywrists make this kind of fashion statement? Oh... right. The paintywaists and daintywrists... For serious, tho', you have dudes prettying up their hair, highlighting it, they were those adhorring necklaces, and get earrings? What are they? Pirates? (I'm sure some of them are, but not the traditional sense! You know what I mean! ... In the buttocks!) As if taking most of that stuff from the fairer sex, who looks good in it actually, they've begun taking the scanty clad as well? All the sandels in inappropriate weather and ... *shudders* mid-rift showing... No one wants to see your skin, you effeminate freak! Women have nices ones. It's all like... heeey :D Dudes? Dudes are ugly! That's why gender roles have settled the way they have. Men have to do work and prove themselves, women just have to sit there and look pretty. (Note: I'm not saying this is right or wrong, I'm just saying that women can have it easy... Well, the attractive ones at least :P) That's pretty much it. So, help the world: stop men from being total milquesopping prissy. No one likes a sissu pretty boy... except weirdos. You know, being those pirates mentioned earlier.

Written - 10/18/03