12/15/13 - Cold Beans
In addition to the usual bits of banter, I felt like uploading prototype Javascript canvas "games" I've been tinkering with for... probably a year or more. I do slow work, okay? The first is a crude outline to a top-down adventure dealie while the other is a self-made version of Squeaky Bogg Jammer. They may need refreshed as the image pre-loading is largely ... imaginary. I mean, in progress.
11/23/13 - Got Away from Me
The slippery slope slipped me up like slippy. I mean, usual. But, before I could pass a month unaware, I've rolled out lines, art, and more lines.
11/02/13 - Back to Slumpin'
Some horrible lines from my horrible brain for this ... couple weeks.
10/20/13 - More Drawdom
I'm attempting to get back into the drawin' game as opposed to the doin' nothin' game. Hey, remember when I was doing something with Guardian Defense Troopers? Well, I think that was last winter, so ... well, some of that.
10/05/13 - Return of Art
I haven't put anything into my art gallery since July?! Well, that streak ends this week with a ... Bishop Fish and crochet bunny? Well, it's a start. Meanwhile, another dump o' words of loserdom.
09/21/13 - Dumping of Stuff
It's getting pretty repetitive in here, I know, but another good dump of words I've had that make me look like a worse person. You know, as if I could be thought any less of.
09/08/13 - Second Verse
Same as the first. Or, more (actually) accurately, the last one. Additionally, switch "verse" with "update".
08/31/13 - More Words
I pretty decent sized chunk of junk for the Why I'm Single department goes up. If you don't care, well, then, you're out of luck.
08/18/13 - Some Words
Posted some words today, with a side of a lot of stupid.
08/10/13 - Horrible Me
In continuation of me being a terrible person, I present a good deal of stupid things I've said to women this week. Or two, depending on when the next update occurs.
07/28/13 - There's Something
There was the most cumbersome and long-winded Actually Said posted today. At least, I believe it is. That's why I don't "tweet". It's character limit can't handle my awesome/lack thereof. Also, other words, art, and art in another manner. Or banner, as it is.
07/21/13 - Cheese Puffs
Meaningless as that is, some good slew of stupid things straight from the not-a-horse's mouth. That'd be be. I'm not a horse.
07/14/13 - Eating Bran
Don't think about how this update's title relates to the previous. Additionally, do not get the pre-prior title and put it after the current. ... I warned you not to! Anyhoo, a slop of my failures in failing to date and some piddles in the other norms.
07/07/13 - Sparse Regularity
It's a slim version of what was regular for months, but some art and a quote in each of the normal departments. Maybe summer is a lull period? What, with all that warm weather outside, I just don't feel like doing anything inside. I still am inside, just too hot to do anything productive.
06/27/13 - A-whoosh
Skip and a miss of time for this month, it looks. Really slow goings, lousy summer. I've only managed to record one stupid thing I've said. I mean, yeah, there were more, of course, but none that could be accurately captured as a quotable. July better be better(/worse for everyone else). Anyhoo, to fill the gap, uh... Minecraft skins? That's what I've been spending my time on, so why not?
06/09/13 - Things Going Through
Lotta stuff pushed through, including the normal artwork and quips but also a new banner with... Sabbit. That's something.
06/02/13 - Bwaaah
Some dumb stuff I actually said, one reason I'm alone, and one piece of art. Sounds like... any Tuesday for me? Oh, right, and my 14th anniversary happened. Yay, balloons, and so forth.
05/26/13 - Just Sayin'
I've been slacking on the art, so there's only a few dumb words for this week. I'm sure the no one who cares is disappointed.
05/19/13 - Stretching Out
Some pictures and some blather. In fact, so much blather, that I could expand the Why I'm Single out to 2012 and 2013 pages. Significant? Nope!
05/12/13 - Fill in the Gap
Trickling out art over the last two weeks, including Spunt, a War Relic crochet, some Barrack Breaker. Also, some dumb stuff I said.
04/28/13 - New Lemony Twist
To add to the getting-stale repetition of "Crazy shit Gobbo sez", I've decided to add "Crazy shit Gobbo thinks" to the mix. Technically, Empty Thoughts was a page already around since 2006, but I've stumbled upon some cache of tidbits dating back to 2010, so I've justified the next generation of this will-probably-die-off branch. Then, art, other words, etc.
04/21/13 - Redundant
I'm coming at you with a bit of redundancy: updating the Why I'm Still Single page of the Not Your Uncle Lou section, and with quite a bit at that, while uploading an octopus amigurumi I hooked earlier this week. Just saying the same thing twice, that is.
04/14/13 - You Guessed It
This week, horrible things I've said to women that I had no expectations of dating. That, and art. Yikes, I'm almost out of new stuff to leak out, now that I think of it ("now" being yesterday).
04/06/13 - More
Some artwork has come out, including a poidy Kirby fan piece and an unreleased Tomb of Immortals character. Plus, more madness from my mouth.
03/31/13 - Easter Mourning
While normally a happy day, I'm bloated from stuffing my face with too many racist named cookies off my grammy's recipe. Also, arts and stupid sayings of things.
03/22/13 - Plop-o-Whopper
I'm rollin' it out now, boy-howdee. Hot off the Marchine Ides face lift, there's, of course, outside of the usual touch of madness (Uncle Lou's words of stupid) and continued artwork trickle, I've added additional top-bar icons and banners for those who were confused by, well, the inadvertent Lynn panty shot (it was too much work to move an arm there, so, meh). They will, assuming I got the Java Script correct, rotate between the three until more are created. Additionally, the store has a new shirt available, one for War Relic featuring the Bronze Gear Knight, which is like a big-boy version of the Gumdrop Troop. Also, some tweaking to the previous Hazz Matt shirt. Bolding words means that they are important.
03/15/13 - Seven Years Since
It's been seven years since I've bothered changing the graphics on this site, which oddly enough was for year seven of the site. At this rate, expect a big change coming in 2027, y'all~! So go with the new layout (sidebar-less with only important links at the top), I'm trying to streamline the site layout in general to be more liquid and/or slim fitting. I assume someone might view this site on their phone eventually. Or just view it, I dunno. Nah, can't expect the impossible.
03/09/13 - Missed One?
Not really, but it's the same drill as before: art and words. The art was still there, but the words weren't; slow week. Still not many. Maybe new site layout coming in a week or so? Still the same ugly colors.
02/24/13 - Slow Week
Looks like I've been slacking. I only popped out a picture and then officially arted the Hazz Matt shirt debuted earlier this month. Then, some chatter for good measure/proving my insanity. Ciao.
02/17/13 - Formulaic Update Minus
This weak, it's just the art and words. Said art does include more amigurumi, this time of my beloved Peluda. It doesn't have the button eyes I imagined it with, but it's still cuddly.
02/10/13 - Formulaic Update Plus
More art, more words. More words than art. Additionally, I whipped up a new shirt design for no one to care about. It was actually made with the intent on the public possibly caring about it, but then my ever-shifting fancies went another direction. Still, it's Hap-Hazard's Hazzard Matthews and Tentriple, and don't look too shabby.
02/03/13 - Art-More
Is it really any shock? More art, but just thus this week. I have more buns in the oven (and, since it's the pre-Lent stretch, some cookies). I got some drawn and one crochet. More due this week coming week on top of it.
01/26/13 - Art, Words, Humiliation
Another dose of some pics and some ramblin's hits the shelves, imaginary shelves that exist, theoretically, within the internet that hold up all websites and webpages. If you felt like paying me for the product, that'd be swell.
01/19/13 - Art-art-art
I've been arting it up like some sort of mythical drawing beast: part man, part pencil and paper. I guess that makes me three things, which we all know nothing ever is in lore... except the Hippogriff? So, it does happen? Anyhoo, pics in the gallery, hodge-podged site graphics.
01/13/13 - Past Blast
Turns out, I seemed to have accidentally skipped a large portion of Actually Saids from October, so I've rectified the problem and put them up. Also, some new ones from this years. And two art uploads.
01/06/13 - Kickin' Off the Year
The clay mini-sculpture spree continues to roll on, with only a few left. I think. I forgot to see what I have left to upload. Anyhoo, I've also put up a few more quotes into the "Why would I make this public?" Not Your Uncle Lou section. So, instead of being just sporadic art updates, now The Lair is sporadic art and life quote updates. Improvement?
